"Distanceraptor Over Timeraptor Equals Velociraptor" Tee — Funny Physics Pun Shirt for Science Teachers & Nerds

You're the one who actually laughs at physics jokes. Maybe out loud, in a classroom, alone.

Velocity equals distance over time — so naturally, a Distanceraptor divided by a Timeraptor gives you a Velociraptor. It's dumb. It's correct. You already know exactly who in your life needs to see this.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton that holds up through a hundred classroom washes — because dad jokes and dress codes both deserve to last. One of the rare designs that made it past the sample pile and actually got made.